Wherein I fill the times between with stuff.

First of all, I appreciate the praise.  
Secondly, I hate the communication system on Tumblr because I can’t see what I’m replying to.  So I’m doing it this way.
Thirdlish, this response might come across as mean, but it isn’t.  I’m going to answer it seriously rather than just blow you off with a joke. If you’re really a fan of my stuff this tone should not be a surprise to you.
Right off the bat, where is your URL?  It doesn’t appear to be on your profile anywhere.  The posts in your archive are apparently all random Tumblr garbage.  For someone who wants attention for their work you’ve certainly made it hard to find. 
If you’d at least had a direct link to your page on your profile you could have leeched a few pageviews from me just from the curious. So you’ve pissed away an opportunity right there. 
You need to take a wider look at what you’re doing.  All interaction on the Internet is an opportunity to gain attention for yourself.  Don’t waste it. 
Every second someone has to spend looking for your work is another chance for them to realize they could be doing a million better things with their time.  DO NOT GIVE THEM THOSE SECONDS.
Anyway, having not been able to see any of your stuff I can only offer the following observation:
The most common slam you’re going to hear because of your title is this:  Obviously.  When you eventually get a hatecrit, and you will if you stick with it long enough, that will be the first joke.  If there’s anything a hatecrit loves it’s low hanging fruit.  So, just be ready for that.

 

First of all, I appreciate the praise.  

Secondly, I hate the communication system on Tumblr because I can’t see what I’m replying to.  So I’m doing it this way.

Thirdlish, this response might come across as mean, but it isn’t.  I’m going to answer it seriously rather than just blow you off with a joke. If you’re really a fan of my stuff this tone should not be a surprise to you.

Right off the bat, where is your URL?  It doesn’t appear to be on your profile anywhere.  The posts in your archive are apparently all random Tumblr garbage.  For someone who wants attention for their work you’ve certainly made it hard to find. 

If you’d at least had a direct link to your page on your profile you could have leeched a few pageviews from me just from the curious. So you’ve pissed away an opportunity right there. 

You need to take a wider look at what you’re doing.  All interaction on the Internet is an opportunity to gain attention for yourself.  Don’t waste it. 

Every second someone has to spend looking for your work is another chance for them to realize they could be doing a million better things with their time.  DO NOT GIVE THEM THOSE SECONDS.

Anyway, having not been able to see any of your stuff I can only offer the following observation:

The most common slam you’re going to hear because of your title is this:  Obviously.  When you eventually get a hatecrit, and you will if you stick with it long enough, that will be the first joke.  If there’s anything a hatecrit loves it’s low hanging fruit.  So, just be ready for that.

 

  • Question: Would you help a slow going web comic to get up on its feet? :3 - pantslesspanda
  • Answer:

    Depends on what they had done for me to warrant the aid.  After years of clawing my way up from the pits why should I give some random person a free pass?  At the very least they’d have to pledge to serve me without question…

This happened on my twitter feed and the synchronicity was amusing to me.  I left it in tweet order, so read it bottom to top.   

This happened on my twitter feed and the synchronicity was amusing to me.  I left it in tweet order, so read it bottom to top.